So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Randomize
