I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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