I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
