whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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