I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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