there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
We need a shit load of segways right now
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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