My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
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