looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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