he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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