I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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