I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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