I love black thongs
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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