Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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