you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
so much tequila, so little girl.
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