It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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