Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
The air was thick with penises
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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