My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i think i have two assholes
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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