i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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