I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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