mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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