Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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