How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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