Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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