It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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