i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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