is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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