There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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