Tell her she can't have a vagina
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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