Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
tequila makes me forget i have legs
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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