I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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