i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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