guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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