I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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