So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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