So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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