shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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