He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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