haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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