Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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