Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I think I sprained my soul last night
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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