so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
My bed smells like the plague
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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