Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
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