absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Quick, to the slutcave!
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Randomize
