have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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