In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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