Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
