I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
My cat gives me a boner
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
God, I missed his penis.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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