is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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