Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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