So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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