I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Randomize
