Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
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