we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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