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i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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