We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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