spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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