i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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