It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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