I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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