I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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